10 tweets die de verwachtingen van ouderschap ten opzichte van de realiteit weergeven
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- 20/08/2019
Iedereen die op het punt staat om ouder te worden maakt bepaalde voorstellingen in zijn of haar hoofd. Je denkt je in hoe het is om vader of moeder te zijn, maar in werkelijkheid heb je geen idee wat je te wachten staat. Dit zijn de 10 tweets die de verwachtingen van ouderschap ten opzichte van de realiteit weergeven:
Before having kids: My kid will eat all of the foods I eat.
After having a real life human kid: The only thing I eat is chicken nuggets.
PARENTING
Expectation:Frolicking, twirling.
Reality: Me playing a desperate game of peekaboo w the 1yo while just trying to get a shower.
Saturday morning expectation: The children quietly come snuggle in mommy and daddy's bed. Everyone doses.
Reality: So. Much. Thrashing.
Expectation: Baby's asleep for the afternoon, will meal plan.
Reality: Baby decides to be awake for the afternoon. Will survive on 2$ pizza.
Parenting expectation: guiding my child to adulthood w love & wisdom. Reality: "I need to paint a pumpkin like George Washington" @ 8pm
Vacation fantasy: beach! sun tan! drinking beer! sleeping! fun!
Vacation reality: car! sunburn! opening juice boxes! screaming! fuck!
Dinner expectation: everyone likes what I made & cordial conversation.
Dinner reality: 1 kid is crying because we’re not having chicken nuggets & the other 2 are fighting over a chair.
Expectation for kids and pets: Playing together, snuggling at the foot of their beds, precious photos of childhood magic
Reality of kids and pets: The 3-year-old and the dog both barking at the garbage truck on a Monday morning
Expectation versus reality.#NailedIt pic.twitter.com/VBQ8aNxqGZ
[MY PARENTING]
Expectation: Hey kids, let’s do something educational and creative!
Reality: Hey kids! GO WATCH YouTube.
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