Hilarisch! In deze tweets over slaapgebrek kan vrijwel iedere moeder zich vinden
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Lijd jij ook aan insomnia sinds er kindjes in het spel zijn? Je bent de enige niet. Check deze tweets en ervaar dat je niet de enige moeder bent die last heeft van slapeloze nachten.
BEDTIME ROUTINE:
- brush teeth
- set alarm
- oh god I’m on twitter
- take melatonin
- close eyes
- I’m still on twitter???
- omg after death there’s no moment where I’ll realize I died, l just won’t exist & won’t even know
- fave a tweet
- it’s been 4 hrs & sleep will never come
me: time to sleep
anxiety: time for my one-woman show
do you think insomnia is punishment for begging to stay up late all the time when i was a child
GOD: [inventing sleep] make it the best thing & give it to evryone
ANGEL: aw thats nice
GOD: and make it imposible to experience or remember
Until I started experiencing insomnia I had no idea it was possible to be this furious with each of my pillows individually
I only use high thread count sheets to ensure that I have the most luxurious night terrors
some personal news: I've started sleepwalking again. please hide your candy because I will eat it
been doing one of those highly successful people habits. keeping my bed made. keeping my bed made by never going to sleep in the first place by having sleep disorder by way of highly successful anxiety
When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask "Are you sleeping?" Me: "NO I'M TRAINING TO DIE."
Me: I'm going to sleep now!
My insomnia: That's cute, that really is.
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